Sandy Island

Sandy island...........

I'm sure there is a t.v., politician, and rip-off free island 

somewhere 

with 

permanent summertime, 

starlit nightly dancing, 

fresh seafood, 

salads, 

endless beaches,

peace, 

knowledge & understanding

and 

clear rivers 

where handwashed linen dries 

in under 10 mins.. 

I've searched 

everywhere

but just can't seem to find it 

on any airline route, port of call, map 

or gps...

(‘Sandy Island in the South Pacific – which maps and charts had positioned midway between Australia and New Caledonia – was found not to exist....’ - ‘The Independent’- Saturday 24th November 2012).